The biggest fuck up in this whole thing was playing League. That’s where the problems started.

Yep, that’s the exact part I’m talking about. My daughter & only child was right at the same age & it hit pretty close to home. Couldn’t take it.

The other tablet only had one commandment, chiseled extra large for emphasis:

Above all else, do no harm.

I have a weird thing where I’ll know an acronym that’s close to another one, confuse the two, and come up with a new acronym that doesn’t exist or make sense, but it “works” and then the rest of the context is just off.

The latest victim of this is “Assigned Cis At Birth”

Now that that’s out in the world, I’m sorry that someone else is going to do the same thing…

The prologue of The Last of Us. (The game, not the show.)

That one broke me. I stopped the game, ugly cried for a bit, pulled my shit together then went upstairs and my daughter and I went out for ice cream.

Air Conditioning

…then you spend two weeks trying to optimize your code only to watch it break in more spectacular ways than you could imagine before reverting back to the original and hoping no one ever looks.

We have Linux at home!

Linux at home: MS-DOS 5.0 on 5 1/4" floppies