Privacy =!= Protection from legal action

If you use your iPhone to conduct illicit business, the police can subpoena Apple and it will hand over your data (at least in the US).

Privacy in this context means preventing other apps from selling your data to brokers (e.g., location data) or using your phone information to do other stuff (e.g., AI training).

Maybe it’s time to go to the court house and change their name to Lua?

This has nothing to do with education. It’s commentary on the academic job market and how professors expect post docs to work for “exposure.