magic everywhere in this bitch

Galactose

My ruined mind immediately wonders how porn would be different. Similarly, imagine if we had tails. Would we put underwear on them? Would we shave our tails?

Like when I realized that the story of Santa Claus normalizes white supremacy because the big tall blue-eyed white man is in charge and gets all the credit while the shorter different-colored elves slave away for months for him. Do the elves get paid? Do they have health insurance?

Ponder it!

'a’ā or pāhoehoe?

But that requires more Luigis

I want to eat it

Why is there a microscopic falafel inside my cells

I can see his doodle

Meal prep by making okonomiyaki, fart nasty on your coworkers all week

Yes but it could be months to get a reply. Been there.

Thumbnail looked like cool glasses 🕶️

🎉🎈🤡 JOURNALISM🤡🎈 🎉

And then, because cranberries are horrible to eat, they make products from them and spike them with ungodly amounts of sugar. Then they lobby the FDA to make exceptions for them to not report “added sugars” since cranberry products are “basically the same as blueberries, bro”

I know too much about them and their destructive practices, they’re assholes. Have a nice day.

Is there a vaccine

Solar powered, no less

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