Is that really a thing…? Not me. But I also only have enough plants to keep my apartment a bit greener, I wouldn’t call myself a “plant guy” by any stretch

Yep, that’s what I’m doing! Plus a wig and some goggles and some black makeup to go around my eyes as if something just blew up in my face (apply makeup while googles on).

Head positive, tail negative (seriously)

It’s pulsed though, not sure how well it would charge a battery

I’ve definitely fucking felt it before, luckily only a little 120VAC tickle, but yea I felt it

“I swear I’m not dead!”

“Yea we don’t care, you smell dead and it’s disgusting, leave until you take a bath”

Complain about darkness but like the weirdos that dwell in the darkness? Odd take lol

Yep. I’ve lived in 9 states so far. The only place I consistently used public transit was when I lived in NYC

My 2011 MacBook pro is still chugging along thanks to Linux.

I upgraded 4GB RAM to 16GB, upgraded the HDD to SSD, and replaced the CD drive with a second SSD. Sadly the screen is almost completely gone, occasionally intermittent, probably a cable gone bad, not sure, but the mini display port is working fine for an external monitor.

The sand tiger shark also doesn’t have a drink… So it also captures how I feel on first dates as a recovering alcoholic