The Russians were pissed when all of their soldiers died and only SG-1 made it out alive.

“Dr.” Bubs is in Quadrant III. He’s the most quackinest.

One…two princes kneel before you.

One has diamonds in his pockets and never lies. The other wants to buy you rockets and never tells the truth.

What is the one question you could ask of only one of the princes to learn what a prince and lover ought to be so that your father won’t eat his hat and disown you?

Gitcha some of them all-dressed chips for a little flavor with your vinegar.

In my heart, I knew this comment would already be here.

Reminds me of this Pete Holmes bit.

Big enough to be comfortably used by humans

Pffffbtbtbt, housing crisis schmousing crisis. There’s your answer, chaps.

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.

If it was “The Deep” who put the can there, then it would have been a Fresca.

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The Carmen Miranda getup really pulls the whole dream sequence together.

PENVS

Their purpose was to push their anti-leftist agenda by repeating the false narrative that Mexican drug cartels murdered every other presidential candidate save one…their favored candidate…this Jewish leftist scientist woman. SeveralAnts wasn’t stating anything in good faith.

More misinformation, eh? Really going all in with it, huh?

Marriage for same-sex couples nationwide was legalized by the Supreme Court of both countries: Mexico in August 2010, and the United States in June 2015.

As for socialized medicine, Mexico clearly has it, and the United States clearly does not.

President Sheinbaum.

Not “President Claudia”.

*sigh* No, 37 other presidential candidates were not murdered, which is what you are implying by saying:

Leaving this final one the pick of the cartels as the survivor

So stop spreading misinformation ffs.

Of course. He’s the tough, smart lawyer who gets results.

Granted, I grew up in DFW and those commercials of his I watched in between episodes of Gomer Pyle, Hogans Heroes, I Dream of Jeannie, and Bewitched on KTVT Channel 11 (Fort Worth/Dallas) on days I stayed home sick are forever and indelibly etched into my memory.

“*pffffbtbtbt* Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.” - Homer Simpson

I won five grand from an online casino in 2001, and they not only paid me my winnings, they also included an extra $262 in comps for having bet aggregately over a quarter of a million dollars. That money went a long way for my early-20s ass. Paid off a credit card and bought a new mattress for me and my new wife.

When Full Tilt Poker got shut down by the DOJ, though, I was sort of okay with it. There were waaaaay too many action flops for those hands to have been truly randomized.

I’d support a four-term limit for the Senate, six-term limit for the House, and one term in the Supreme Court for a period of time not to exceed 20 years.