Discovering aliens is too dangerous, they might be woke.

Trump: “ guise, you can open factories in the US…”

The World: “don’t make eye contact with the crazy person”

More jobs and cheap groceries? Gotta be more jobs and cheap groceries.

Do people just let their IP be known or use something else with peertube?

It’s the only book I’ve enjoyed reading from Tolkien. He’s a good world builder and not a great writer.

bro heard about Darwin and went “imma try everything then!”

Edit all your posts leaving your own message explaining why you’re removing your content. There are tools to do that that made the rounds a year ago.

it’s tru deau

jless to know what the hell I’m looking at and then maybe jq

Nice try sunny, but we’re on track to offing ourselves way before that.

“Aren’t we here to watch netflix?”

imagine logging in to reddit in 2024

Any criticism of capitalism is the same as historical communism and therefore always wrong. Accept your fate, citizen.

sudo make it so