Bort

Flying a kite

Mind your ps and qs. What are ps and qs?

Where is the one on the left no longer available? I live in the US and see those all the time.

The one on the top right is a Honda. I know bekcause it has the H, that’s how you know it’s a Honda.

What’s retirement?

Lana! He remembers me!

Ocelot

Had a substitute teacher once who thought that the word Hell was a bad word even when referring to the location.

If I sleep wrong I wake up in pain.

See username

Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

The amount of candles on you’re birthday cake are so numerous that the fire department comes out.

I mean, coyotes can’t catch roadrunners despite having access to unlimited Acme products. They’re no match for humans.

And he may have said to himself “my God, what have I done!”

Joe Exotic?

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

I like the way Nitup thinks.

The Wet Bandits

Wisecracking robots who drink alcohol.