I saw a snail hunting a pack of elephants yesterday, the elephant was screaming something about him being immortal and if he touched him he would die.

The last time we gave the birds freedom they became tyrant lizard Kings ruling the Earth.

Dang, as a man I deeply respect your point of view and and did this witty and charming, shame that doesn’t matter.

Mine installs programs with easy to understand pop up prompts that replaces text files and filing.

Dying a lot? Try taking less damage.

If you see an enemy you know it’s time for a fight.

Health potions heal you.

Your shield can shield you from damage.

Look mother fucker, you keep dying and I don’t think I can dumb it down any more, have you tried Candy Land?

I usually delete one of the hundreds to thousands I haven’t played since I was 12 either that or the one game I want to play more than anything else but can’t play with a controller.

We progressed so much in the future, now we throw the scientist’s and engineer’s into the pit of despair along with the philosophers.

Same for me bud, same for me.

Thanks a lot because you didn’t donate Trump is now investigating PBS’s investors, this is all your fault.

Einstein proved time is relative just so he could take credit for it

Right, and what is smaug?

Fucking Donkey!

I have three setups DEV: an environment that is almost useless thanks to how many changes have to be made between production and the development environment.

TEST: A More useful exact cloan of production that you still have to edit specific things but it is usually the same each time.

PROD: this one just never works right.

Ahh found that label!:

99.985% Pure.

Nitrogen (N₂): 39%

Oxygen (O₂): 10.5%

Argon (Ar): 0.465%

Carbon dioxide (CO₂): 0.02%

Water (H₂O): 50%

Gram? What? Drugs are legal here we measure that by the Ton.

Anyway that’s how the first intergalactic war on Drugs was started and space cocaine was made a schedule one.

Isn’t space cocaine also the secret to immortality?

Not in my propaganda it’s not!

That web developer might be an undercover product tester.

Can’t imagine why they are rare what with the mirror surface announcing their presence to birds.

0.2% margin of error.

Nuclear power is the refining distilling and enriching of uranium into unstable isotopes and higher elements, boiling water is one small step in converting nuclear energy into electrical energy.

I would wager good money Isaac Newton was gay.