Seems like a job for Captain Janeway

Different games. Finkel plays the Royal Game of Ur.

The therapist: He’s just afraid to show his true feelings.

Him: It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

I would watch a whole new saga with Denethor as a balrog.

PLAY MAY IT BE BY ENYA!!!

I pity any family with two kids who finds the one ring.

Someone’s gonna get Déagol-ed.

Data should move to a country that lacks the phonemes to properly pronounce your name (looking at you Spanish and your piddly 5 vowel sounds). You end up just answering to anything that sounds similar.

Purin’s Bane.

My mother did that shit all the time. I distinctly remember one time she tried to make spaghetti with calamari. She had never cooked squid before so we ended up eating what tasted like tomato sauce covered erasers.

This works here but maybe also in shitjustworks/c/spaceflight too. Or lemmy.world/c/space. Those are both pretty active space communities.

Boromir would have watched the movies and not the extended versions.

Fixed that for you.

The water bears that are hanging out on the Parker Solar Probe.

There’s some good flavor in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.

They solved one conundrum just to find another. Too few dwarfs then too many.

Cryovolcanoes exist. So you aren’t wrong. Technically the terms are cryomagma and cryolava.

Meanwhile Parker Solar Probe is like:

I have a Balmer Peak when golfing. Three beers in and i’m a scratch golfer. 4 and I’m Happy Gilmore on his first outing.