He make a good snak

Thanks, ants.

Thants.

I couldn’t even begin to describe my weirdest dreams. I just sit there holding my coffee mumbling “what the fuck was that?”

Lack of interest. It doesn’t solve any problems that I have.

They don’t. That’s their kink.

Install Windows. Run the app.

Who else immediately looked for Saddam?

Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.

Norm MacDonald, probably

But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven’t eaten anything since I pupated.

Also, you died long before I even hatched.

Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

1976 Dodge Aspen

Check your epistemology before you wreck your epistemology.

They’ve got SCMODS.

🎵 Death Pocket 🎵

Why do dentists care about bus benches?

My god! It’s full of stars!

Heated seats ftw.

An old motherboard dies.
Her connections fall to the floor.

Is your name Beethoven by any chance?