🟥🟥🔵👷I guess were doing memes now.

Preach!

Weirdly accusatory thing to say as an answer to a post explicitly asking which actions they should take to back up their words.

Him: “Which animals can I fuck?”

You: “This reminds me of canadian contract law. Also I can use this as an opportunity for language prescriptivism.”

When the cats start to glow or change colors.

LMLML

Dang, we must have had so many Superbowls.

marry me.

John Green had a quote about this that he was saying even before his brother had cancer.

“Don’t just do something, stand there.”

Whenever you don’t have enough resources for something you just open the pause menu and threaten to quit the game.

The PEPPPERONI of tools!? that’s not a thing right? why pepperoni??

That kid drawing of buzz light-year and under it in kid handwriting it says “I cum in pies”.

-VVVVVV --“several hundred case switch statement”

https://www.polygon.com/2020/1/13/21064100/vvvvvv-source-code-game-development-terry-cavanagh-release

Unfortunately, it’s not clear if the sick whale would consider this encounter “successful”…

This guy submits to lemmy on average each month: 130 comments and 400 posts.

wtf?

Oh yeah I was just on too small of a screen to notice, but you must be right.

And ironically, high school biology teachers wear open-toed.

My land lord wears flats.

What do you mean? I only see three colors.