Ask them, they’ll probably tell you. It is the night shift after all.

Storing the date as offset in seconds from 1970 in 64bit should last to about the end of the universe, after that it’s not my problem.

Just have a spoon of pesticides after drinking that pure natural raw milk. If it’s good for the corn it’s good for you.

“we have cats cuts at home”

Video killed the radio star

You can read it here https://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Journal_of_Advanced_Computer_Technology

In 2005, two scientists, David Mazières and Eddie Kohler, wrote a paper titled Get me off Your Fucking Mailing List and submitted it to WMSCI 2005 (the 9th World Multiconference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics), in protest of the conference’s notoriety for its spamming and lax standards for paper acceptance. The paper consisted essentially only of the sentence “Get me off your fucking mailing list” repeated many times, sometimes as illustrations or diagrams.

They failed at Fetch.

You don’t need social media to argue with passing-by strangers, but it does help to avoid most physical harm.

…and then you get a sexy reply

Amount of time needed to engrave a circle using the subject’s laser eyes

It’s a five star porn-hub

Failed magician mutilate llama

“Recruit and retain a diverse workforce” https://doi.org/10.1038/s41570-020-0214-z

I’m too much online to know the original with shelter cats and coyotes, great analogy OP!

Would you like automatic update to mess with your disk partition allocations without requesting explicit permission to do so? As long as searching the error code would give me the explanation and solution I’m Ok with manual fix this time

The issue can be resolved by allocating an additional 250 MB of storage space to the recovery partition. Details on how to do that can be found here.

However, at least on Windows 10, Microsoft has acknowledged that an automatic resolution for this issue will not be released and as such, the only way to fix this is manually.

So there is a solution and the headline should be “Microsoft admits it can’t automatically fix…”

Isn’t casting it into the fire the main issue with fossil fuel?

Maybe he is running it for his niece

How to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps