Depends. Does the coconut weigh more than a duck?

…and don’t forget to teach them about GNU/Linux!

Water is last year’s news. Helium is the new water now.

Shit

Then it will be forked and the cycle continues.

Probably secure DNS? Try disabling that in the privacy settings page.

How about if you launch a huge magnet well above escape velocity and remotely anchor a space elevator made from a ferromagnetic material to it but the space elevator’s weight counteracts its inertia exactly and holds it in place perpetually. Would that work?

Edit: I swear I’m not dumb, I just didn’t think this one through.

Read this as “anarchist octopus” and I spewed out my coffee

I always found it extremely strange that a nation which enjoys true representative democracy has locked itself in a two-party system. And worse, they can’t even successfully launch a new, fiscally conservative party without all the batshit insanity and the prevalent bigotry associated with the GOP.