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Cake day: December 11th, 2023

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  • If you crush me, then reheat me to just below my melting point, then quench me back then crush me some more, my microgender structure gets stretched and tensed with smaller and smaller grains. I become harder and harder until my yield strength is equal to my ultimate strength. Deep down I’m still the same alloy but heat treated.








  • Now apply that law retroactively to catch all women’s March supporters cuz fuck women right? And then all the other civil rights matches before women’s. They’re gonna catch me for protesting migrants Rights during prop 187?? Back in 1998? Those were the days…just the government trying to fuck up the world slowly with room for lube. Trump is power tool going full send after everyone’s rights. WTF get the guy out already!!!







  • I’ll distribute the leopards. If you’re Republican or voted for the pile of shit, just see one of the leopards. Tell them to go back where they came from, they’ll know what to do. They’re trained, it only takes a second. Pretty painless during… I assume. Oh it’s figurative speech? Never mind! I’ll get the pumas back. It was pumas right? Ew, I think this one already ate a face. Sorry sorry…