Before we can even try to crack fusion, we need to clear out the last of the 2000s pop bands and their videographers.

I could easily see a burst of audible data, like 2 seconds of dialup modem screeching, being used as a slur for us.

It wouldn’t even need to contain any actual data just the fact that we can’t possibly understand it would wind us up immensely.

Chariots, string the t-rexes together like sled dogs, though now I think about it raptors might be better suited.

Even the capitalist hubris is done wrong.

They knew how to activate the dwarfism gene. They could have been selling pygmy raptors and rexes as pets to everyone. At the right size they’d be no more dangerous than dogs or cats.

But no; we need a theme park that eats people.

I’ve thought about doing this myself but my GMail account is so ingrained in everything I don’t think I’d be able to untangle the mess.

Are there any big issues you see coming up with doing this, long standing accounts not letting you change email, etc?

Do you plan on keeping the old account around for a period to catch any services you might have forgotten about?

Be interesting to see a follow-up once you’re done to see what kind of pain it causes.

Johnny Cash’s version of Hurt

This is starting to feel like their way of blocking Fallout London from releasing indefinitely.