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minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-28 months agoWait till they add the prostate exam to checking vital signs
minus-squareShard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoCore body temperature is a vital sign. Guess the most clinically accurate way to measure that one.
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoNot by prostate exam, that’s for sure.
minus-squareShard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoClose. It’s known as rectal temperature
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoYeah, I know. It’s not a prostate exam.
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoThe net result is similar, though
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoThe net result of a prostate exam is that you get a boner. Temp measuring is just sticking an item in your butthole. Two different diagnostic things
Wait till they add the prostate exam to checking vital signs
Core body temperature is a vital sign. Guess the most clinically accurate way to measure that one.
Not by prostate exam, that’s for sure.
Close. It’s known as rectal temperature
Yeah, I know. It’s not a prostate exam.
The net result is similar, though
The net result of a prostate exam is that you get a boner. Temp measuring is just sticking an item in your butthole. Two different diagnostic things
Speak for yourself ;p
I don’t wanna wait.