My cat. Everything else in my room brings me either misery or a feeling of meh. Cat brings joy, which is difficult for me to obtain.
For almost everyone it’s gonna be the phone we’re reading this on.
The toilet. Lost count of the number of times this has saved me from getting dysentery or something and it’s so convenient when it just pushes the shit away from my house and I never have to see or smell it again. I almost feel bad that I repay it for all its done by repeatedly shitting in it.
Toilet paper
And lotion
Me? Unless I’m excluded, then the laptop. Although the room itself is pretty useful, but I don’t think I consider it “in the room”.
A human being.
My wife.
Same! Mine’s smart, entertaining, manages my social life, probably contributes more to society than I ever will and on top of that, for reasons that still escape explanation, actually wants to have sex with me which is probably the only reason I never turned into an incel. She is easily the best thing in this house, myself included.
Right there with you. She’s amazing. Plans all our trips. Organizes the kids. Lets me do the things I do best. Perfect travel buddy. To wives!🍻
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This computer.
A 5gal jug full of water. (I don’t have AC and it’s 32C/90F inside)
Pumpkin spice old fashioned. With real pumpkin puree!
Probably my phone, and that probably applies to most rooms frankly if we’re talking about potential things I could need to do
Air. Can’t go more than a minute or two without it, and there’s enough to share!
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Toilet
