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Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!
Gotta love the quality of these images. Why not go further?
…penguins do not have penises. Both sexes have orifices called cloacas that are used both for reproduction and for waste.
One day we’ll find out that Danny DeVito passed away, and none of us will be ready for that. Fucking legend.
‘When compared to its size’ is important because the length is only 4 inches.
Only 4 inches? Look at mister monster cock over here.
‘Only 4 inches’ for being called ‘largest’ lol. I am still jealous of the barnacle.