Pica? Pica? I’d definitely have something on the menu called Pika-chew

Clay infused raw egg white mousse, shaved tree bark on a filters mud reduction and a linoleum chew to finish

I had a school kid who moved to a different district and then ate 12 non-latex gloves there before anyone noticed. Not recommended.

Grilled cheese-grater

Judging by what my cat eats, paper and wires. The live current makes them spicy.

Glue in different colors, different hair salads, gravel and sand dishes. And a selection of straw, pencil, and pen appetizers so you have something to chew on while you pick.

Aerogel. Always seemed like it would have an interesting texture.

Chalk and charcoal