it feels the opposite for me, but definitely switch and see if the difference sticks

Variants like “scandal jacker” also trigger it and-

I sprint stairs. Always. 3-5 a time, always have always will (until that future fateful day…)

oh dude, me too.
Sad high five o/

Imagemagick - Explores the magical music of Imogen Heap

datamash - Provides great montages and mashupa of Data’s escapades from Star Trek

tree - plants a christmas tree each time its called

Ncdu - a great overview tool of Nicolas Cage’s Dark Universe franchise

OBS - a diagnostic tool for tracking ordinary bowel movements

Cheese - a fantastic tool for ordering dairy products online

Wezterm - a utility for tracking the term limits of Wez Anderson style presidencies

Tmux - a nice tool for telephoning elon musk

Xournalpp - a fantastic tool for journalling (on X/twitter) your peeing habits.

Oh for sure, working retail with some hybrid home time would be the dream, not having to deal with pushy customers so much

Working from home. I hate it. If I had a family or a social life and a self-disciplined gym regimen, I’d be fine. But I dont. And I work for yanks, so my hours are all shifted to suit them.

I miss having a daily commute I could work a daily exercise into, colleagues I could passively chat to, social events happening around me.

But I dont. There are no other jobs, just yank work. I just wake late, sleep late, consume fast food, and work.

NDG

I googled, what is this?

I’ve got two:

1. The Cat-Call

   Not quite the same level as yours, but: once I saw my cousin’s cat meow at its kittens to call them for milk.

   On a spur of the moment random impulse, I meowed the same way, inadvertently replicating the mother cat’s meow down to some exact degree of mimicry such that all the cats turned to look at me; the kittens stopping mid-stride to look at me for a source of milk, their confusion expressed in a footfall hesitations of whether to come to me or not.

   The mother cat meowed again, and the kittens resume their journey to her, and she threw me an irritated look.

   I have not once been able to replicate this. It was just one of those once a million moments where all the odds of the universe stacked up in favor of me, and paid out in the most realistic cat sound known to either man or cat.

2. Call to Prayer

   This one has more hidden steps: once, when I was a kid, I was bored watching endless TV coverage about the Royal family

   It was a show about the latest gossip on Princess Dianna, and there was literally nothing else to watch on another channel. So I did what any well-adjusted kid did, and that night I got down on one knee and prayed for her die. Prayed. I’m not religious nor was I raised religious in any sense.

   Anyway, one week later, she popped off. The guilt stayed with me for a while, until I decided that if God’s taking messed up requests, then that’s on him and not me.

https://reptilehow.org/lizards-that-are-vegetarian/

Green Iguanas and others consist on a leafy diet

As for can they eat mushrooms, apparently Bearded Dragon’s and other common pet lizards should NEVER eat mushrooms, but that in the wild, there are some that dig up specific varieties and eat it

Ah, okay haha

You’ve made your point. You can stop now