My partner likes it when I dress in a blue fur suit and start talking like cookie monster.
She then says something like “do you want a cookie, cookie monster?”
I then say (again, in the voice of cookie monster) “me not a cookie monster. Me a pussy monster!” And start enthusiastically eating her out.
Just something to consider.
What if I don’t want to consider?
I would like to unconsider
To unconsider Pussy Monster Facts, please text “No More Pussy Monster” to (202)-456-1414
The guy at that number will grab up all the pussy facts you got.
That’s very considerate of you
I just typed in “ambush predator” into google images and the first hundred images are just the Predator from Predator
All I can think about is how they made that inverse colour version. I’m thinking reduce the blue channel to 0, then do the invert?
I think its just inverted normally
Maybe off topic, but perhaps Cookie Monster will back me up:
Grandma’s house might have Limp Bizkit lyrics displayed in it if Etsy is any indicator. I feel old. I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.
When he’s not eating cookies, he’s eating the flesh of his fellow muppets…
