Sometimes you just gotta eat a sub that way if it’s so stuffed that it would fall apart otherwise

I understand this is a joke but that doesn’t change the fact someone actually did this.

Eating a foot long the looooonggg wayyy

I used to eat my Jimmy Johns sandwiches like that a decade ago. Back when they were big and cheap sandwiches. It just made it easier to no have it fall apart as much.

I never stopped halfway, though. Once you begin, there should be no survivors.