This made me smile! I love it 😀

This feels like the equivalent of getting abducted by a superintelligent alien race, being put into a machine beyond your wildest comprehension, and then probably getting a treat and sent back home where nobody will believe you

Stopped asking those pesky questions now didn’t it?

I wouldn’t want to be the one to have to intubate those animals.

The snake got me laughing. They just folded it onto itself.

There’s definitely two kinds

• Ima napping
• You think this is funny? This cell won’t hold me forever. And once I’m free, you will all regret it

that goose is gonna kill some mfs when it wakes up

A… giraffe? Are they alive?

First one is the Montauk Monster?!

The only thing animals should be forced to do!

That horse one reminds me of a drawing of how a horse was hung as a form of execution for crimes, they had it strung up by it’s hooves