The snake got me laughing. They just folded it onto itself.

Squirtle uses water gun

That is the dog equivalent of Half-Life 2’s stalkers. There is no way this is a coincidence.

If only they did it with Sean Bean’s character

We can’t even exist on Earth without fucking up what makes it inhabitable.

Flat earthers: “We only believe what we can see for ourselves!”

Also flat earthers: “And then there is a great ice wall around it and then there are other earths just like ours in other pockets like that”

That’s what the spiders want you to think

This reminds me of that quote from Mass Effect:

“This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class Dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! (…) I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone’s day, somewhere and sometime!”

In Stargate SG1 they do that to destroy and invading alien ship approaching Earth.

You notice AI generated images less

Before we cut our food in perfectly sized bites with utensils our ancestors used to do it by biting into large pieces of food with their front teeth. That would wear them down evenly to form a nice flat bite.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the skeleton of someone who died way younger than we think as well.

NGL, I’ve spent a decade wondering why I couldn’t sleep at night and couldn’t concentrate all day, only to finally realize I was constantly low on electrolytes because of my intense exercise routine.

And if anyone is wondering, sports drinks are worthless sugary drinks shrouded in “sporty” marketing. Vitamin D, Calcium and Magnesium is what helped me (and are far more cost efficient than sports drinks). Consult a doctor.

The robe in the trash can suggests that one of them got away, probably the lady in the red sweater.

Isashi Ouchi just slowly melted alive in a hospital bed for attention.

(Warning: if you don’t know, it is a very sad google search)

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How well sound propagates through water is highly dependent on the water temperature variations over depth. There can be conditions in which sounds can be trapped between two different horizontal “layers” and travel far greater distances than 80km.

A lot of stock photos are ridiculous like that

People keep talking about terraforming Mars while we can’t even stop ourselves from reverse-terraforming Earth.

Microsoft needs to be broken up.

Any company that can be so blatantly anti consumer and still makes boatloads of money is obviously abusing its dominant position on the market.

Big dumb corporation doing big dumb corporation stuff. It’s so big it can’t behave coherently anymore. But it’s also so big that it acts like a black hole that sucks all the money towards itself regardless of how stupid, unproductive and wasteful it is being.