• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      Yeah, but think of the CEOs! What would happen if they didn’t buy a new supercar each year at least?

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        11 days ago

        Aww, shit. I’ve been using the same ALDI bags for years now. I guess they’ll have to cut back on their avocado toast. 🤷‍♂️

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      10 days ago

      They generally expel the water out the nostrils so drinking straws love to get lodged in their noses. Then they slowly die of starvation. Isn’t life beautiful?