Does my penis shaped potato boat remind you of the United States? Cuz it’s a dick tater ship.

Pretty unhinged but:

“Girl, are you from Mississippi? Cause you’re the only missus I’d pee on.”

Also bottom of the barrel but if you were to say it with a little spice, any state with two parts can be erotic.

“I want to New your York” or “I would North/South your Dakota” etc.

Iowa- Something something “I owe a” few hours of my evening for a dinner date… you and me. Didn’t come up with how to open the convo to get there but it works.

Not a quick one, but when I first met a girl I liked once, I’d say “damn your hair looks beautiful today”. Or, another day “wow, your dress is really beautiful”.

What I was really saying is, “you are beautiful”.

She knew it.

Didn’t take too long. We both became available.

Made the move.

Married her in time!

Cheesy can do it. So can subtle.

“Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only ten I see”