You fool, now the bison have started to go door-to-door

40% of Mormon missionaries leave their church after their missions.

Don’t turn them away. Talk to them with kindness and compassion, and understand that they grew up as victims of a cult. Show them there is so much more to the world than the what the LDS church tells them.

Sounds like a problem that would take care of itself, if they think it’s a good idea to pet a wild animal of monstrous size, then by all means let them.