Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down117file-text
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square13fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarerustyfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 year agoSleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoShe’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.