Wouldn’t hurt a deer? Dude they’re called that because they’re shouting about it all the time (that’s what their call spunds like). Racist little fuckers.

Woodpeckers don’t even seem to have penises, at all?

Let’s see their drawing of a blue footed boobie.

Imagine how disappointed I was the first time I saw a picture of a titmouse.

I must say, the legs on that last bird are amazingly accurate, perhaps the best depiction of any bird I’ve seen!