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You find yourself reading the news that Donald Trump has been killed. Who killed him, and where, and with what?

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You find yourself reading the news that Donald Trump has been killed. Who killed him, and where, and with what?

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    Graph of Trump's approval and disapproval rating over the time since the start of his second term. After pretty brief stints where the approval rating is above 50% and the disapproval rating is below 50%, the approval rating is consistently below 50% and the disapproval rating is consistently above 50%. At the most recent end of the graph, the approval rating is estimated at 40.4% and the disapproval at 56.1%.

    We know who has motive.

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      26 days ago

      Still fucking crazy that 40% still approve though

  • Skyrmir@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    We’d never know who, too many suspects.

  • NoWay@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    Colonel Mustard, in the observatory with a pipe wrench.

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      26 days ago

      Finally, a member of the military who didn’t break their oath.

  • HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    Like to see it roman style, the senate with a knife

  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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    27 days ago

    Musk in the bedroom with a robot

  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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    He killed himself, a brief moment of lucidity, no longer able to live with himself due to his sexually abusing minors. He decides to give a blow job to a shot gun, and paints the oval office with his fascist brains.

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      27 days ago

      He raped his own daughter.

      • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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        He is one of the most revolting people in history, yes.

  • RindoGang@lemmygrad.ml
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    27 days ago

    He choked on a glass of water

  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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    27 days ago

    Mario on the golf course with mushrooms

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