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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago

What's the quickest way to jail?

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What's the quickest way to jail?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago
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  • RegularJoe@lemmy.world
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    Go down about a mile or so, and hang a left at where the old oak tree was that my grand-daddy chopped down. Go about two or three hundred feet more, where Crazy Al’s gas station used to be. I think it’s McDonalds now. I haven’t been there in years. Any who, look for the all-brick building. You can’t miss it!

  • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
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    Using the incorrect bathroom.

    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.caOP
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      I’ve actually done that by accident, didn’t notice until I came out of the stall and saw urinals. The idea that that is now a crime in some states is disturbing

      • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
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        Straight into prison.

  • unmagical@lemmy.ml
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    Walk into a police station a and shoot a gun once.

    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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      Skin colour will be the difference between going to jail, and the morgue, i fear

  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
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    Yeah so you’re gonna want to type that into your phone and do what it says

  • calmblue75@lemmy.ml
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    Being born in an oppressed community.

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