Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, strike, retreat, roll, roll, potion, roll, roll, strike!
Did you mean: “Roll, roll, roll your stoat, gently down the stream”?
“Rip and tear rodent throats out, so they’ll never screeeeeaaaam”
(I know I know rabbits aren’t rodents, but lagomorph is hard to put in a song)
Rip the rabbits throat out, so it cannot scream?
merrily merrily merrily merrily life is for ice cream
Ain’t nothing gentle here.
Artorius?
Twice the size of them…selves?
yeah wtf is that sentence. I think they meant “stoats hunt animals twice their size” and royally fucked it
Yeah, I wish there was more crossover between c/science_memes and c/grammar_and_composition_memes. What does that last sentence mean at all?
No punctuation either its like they just typed it out as it came to mind and they hit enter does anyone want a sandwich
So it’s probably a bad idea to get a Weasel as a pet if you have cats, huh.
Edit: Or even a small dog
Can confirm. I had a ferret that would jump onto the back of our terrier after war dancing around it. After witnessing that a few times we kept them separated. Our dog had no chill and didn’t want to play that way.
Over the course of 2 decades I had 8 different ferrets. They all did this; it was adorable and hilarious.
That’s exactly how we hunted wooly mammoths.
Once a stoat wandered through my apartment. At the time I had a bit of a mouse problem. It was so surreal seeing this white noodle slink across my floor like a living squirmle.
They’re just Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance fans, don’t worry about it.
Saw it on the Big Island in Hawaii. Bat shit amazing.
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