I want to offer a long history of how everyone saw this coming but I think “LOL” is the best response

FauxPseudo used words.
It was super effective.

Pokemon is about fighting.

“Oh no. Not again.”

Jeep running pop-up ads every time you stop. https://m.slashdot.org/story/438631

Found a brand new one.

The problem with that is the list becomes outdated as more and more companies embrace the process. Specific examples are what we need.

The responses so far are not specific examples of individual companies, brands features etc. They suffer the same problem as the article. Please be specific. For example when you say subscriptions on cars maybe mention BMW trying to put a subscription on heated seats.

The list isn’t useful if it’s not specific.

Cow’s outnumber people on my block. But there are fences between them and us. However geese outnumber people in my yard.
I have added goose wrestling to my resume.

You are going to the wrong parties

Females

Nuclear power is just steampunk with magic rocks.

/s

The World Health Organization needs to stay in their lane and deal with health issues, not building reactors.

I started a Facebook group called New Music Only. Nothing older than a fortnight is allowed. It allows others to share brand new music they haye found and it forced me to go to YouTube and start hunting for recently uploaded music so I can supply material for the group.

On par except that are three of them at once.

I’m not doing any more bottle babies until I’m collecting Social Security and don’t have to work or sleep.

We had four cats die within a year. All orange boys.

Then one day I get a call from a place I’m doing Trap Neuter Release. Some mom just dropped three kids on a porch. I go grab the kids and set a trap for mom. I get the kids home. Three orange girls, two are bobtails. I’ve been on the hunt for an orange girl for years. Jackpot.

Really hoping we get mom because these are bottle babies. Get mom. Orange girl with even less tail.

I know I’m probably keeping mom no matter how feral she is. Definitely one of the kids too.

Time to make the decision. Which kid to keep. Wife vetoes me. We are keeping them all. Plus two more orange girls that will show up over the year. I have six orange girls. Probably more than anyone on the east coast. So much foster fail. So few braincells.

Eventually tame mom after 12 months and multiple attempts on my life. So many orange girls.

I foster extra spicy kittens and tame them so they can be adopted. Each time one bites me I think about how I have almost no insurance and this could be the one that unalives me. Those puncture bites are amazing. This little predator weighing less than 1% what I do can do me in with just their teeth.

My pet geese are so much safer.

There’s no shortage of batteries to power them.