Joke’s on us. We’re being farmed by capsicum.

Never too early to challenge some beliefs.

I once watched a shag swallow a huge eel. The eel didn’t want to be swallowed. It took about 15 minutes.

Some microbes will survive the hand washing process, and need to be removed by drying. Those Dyson air blades collect germs from water from washed hands and the toilet environment, then blow the germs around. It’s gross.

Also, Mr Dyson is a fucking dick.

And that message was…

Unacceptable.

Bogey.

Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.

I reckon it’s impossible to filter out my emotional reaction to the song’s cultural baggage.

That isn’t the effect it had on Gollum.

Literally communism.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-gruesome-history-of-eating-corpses-as-medicine-82360284/ is fun

It was doing fine where it was.

I think its country of origin has the best claim.

*chop “damn.” *chop “damn.” *cho -BOOM

With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.

Folks say they belong in houses and we shouldn’t put them outside.

Fuck Nose.

Shutting the roads down to let children play is such a Bristol thing to do. I love that city.

I love using my local high street. I like looking at things before I buy them, to see what they are made of and how well. The keepers of specialist stores will absolutely help you to buy the right product and not waste your money. I like having an errand to run on my bike.