Or am I simply the world’s worst grinch because it makes my teeth grind so much?
Where did Santa touch you?
puts on little round glasses, does a bump of cocaine, and pulls out therapy notes. Says, in an Austrian accent:
Vell you see. OP vas not ze one touched by der Santa Clauz, no. In die zong, eine voman zings zeductively - offering herzelf to Herr Santa. OP’s irrational anger upon merely hearing Santa Baby surely relates to zer own zexual unfufilment. OP is angry because he vas not touched by Herr Santa… or by anyvon.
The Song? I love Santa Baby. Easy top 10 xmas track for me and likely top 5.
My mom loves this song and tries to sing it all sexy and its so cringe that I feel my soul leave my body
Mine too I feel your pain
Not enough innuendo, a lot of missed opportunities. I mean you have cookies and milk, totally unused. Like “fill my stocking with a duplex” could easily have been “fill my stocking with gifts from your sack”. Is she even trying?
It’s the original sugar baby song
"Simmmmmply
Haaaaavving
A Wonderful Christmas Time!"
Santa baby, stick a sick old man in a tree, for me. I’ve been an awful person. Santa baby, so hurry, drown, and kill a small child.
