Myrtle was still about that too

Adds fungus gene

glows in dark

Take my photo pretty mama

You’re just supposed to bite that bit off. Otherwise it’s just going to keep happening.

consciousness is stored in the balls

Imagine hearing about this fabled thing all your life and then immediately after grabbing onto you it ghosts you.

Anyhow, that’s why I’m freebasing creatine now.

They’d like to

This is mid 00s but I’d bring back Oink. And my ratio

This is the copypasta at the beginning of the creation myth of the artist Floating Points.

but have you tried yoga

This sounds like a failed check in Disco Elysium

Swimming.

Miscounted strokes while doing backstroke. Right on the soft spot of the head.

You’re an up an coming music artist with a song starting to gain some traction.

Super famous singer “offers” to be featured on your track

Super famous singer then hits you with a bill for that feature you obviously can’t pay

You can either take down your trending song, or sign a developmental deal with the label, where they basically own your past and future work.

Yeah, Pittsburgh here, I totally say lay-shun.

It’s been said the Pittsburgh accent is one of the least attractive so maybe don’t go mimicking our diction.

As others have said, a monoculture will drain those specific nutrients.

Beans are kinda special being a nitrogen fixer. Lot of plants will drain nitrogen so we fertilize as supplement.

Plant beans, squash, and corn together and you won’t need to rotate your fields and the plants will form a sort of symbiosis working together.

Dune sequels out already?

He’s sorta a Rasputin like character. Running around with prostitutes, healing the sick, great party tricks, rather hard to kill.

Vanilla pudding mix in the dough for cinnamon rolls.

For the brown sugar cinnamon filling, sub some of the sugar out for honey. If you pick a honey with a unique taste, anyone who has them will be unable to pinpoint what makes yours so good.

The last one is actually a real example, right?