Zombie-Mantis

M’Perry

It’s the difference between the culinary use of the word and the biological use of the word. I thought we already figured that out?

Oh thank God, finally.

That mouse will never see it coming!

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They’re called that in a lot of places.

Source: I’m from Texas.

And here’s a pretty picture to prove it.

Bad times for science intelligence with Trump

I’ll have to use that one.

You literally had a nightmare?

Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.

There would be no one left to value it as such. It would simply continue to exist.

I’m not sure that’s feasible, since the states don’t just sign a check to the Feds once a year, it’s paid via payroll taxes. To my knowledge, there is no kind of mechanism for entire states to collectively refuse payment.

Blue states need to start up their own shadow government, fund their own shit.

I mean, I get it. Crabs are delicious.

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law.

– Bugs Bunny

It’s like trying to make a person learn how to play the flute by just handing them a flute. If they don’t know how to assemble it, clean it, hold it, press the keys, and proper embouchure, they’re never going to learn how to play the instrument.