She wanted you to kiss her on the mouth.
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scrodumb@lemmy.catoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•How come British police can figure out how to deal with crime without relying on guns and American police can't?
0·13 days agoBritish police actually care about their communities and favour de-escalation over violence since it curates respect and obedience better than otherwise. American cops favour large budgets and shiny toys that go boom and will allow whatever it takes to gain more of them. American cops also enjoy shooting people for sport as evidenced by the majority of police shootings the past several decades. British police have quail hunts for that itch.
Because you smell different when you’re awake.
Last year he didn’t get me anything but offered to trade me two fives for a ten
scrodumb@lemmy.catoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•What's your worst idea for a reality competition show?
0·30 days agoIncel Island
scrodumb@lemmy.catoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•If Taylor Swift got arrested, what would you think she did?
0·1 month agoEndorsed another Democrat
scrodumb@lemmy.catoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•If I call Wendy's, how do I get them to say "ma'am, this is a Wendy's"
0·1 month agoOrder a historectomy with Supersize fries.
They’ll tell you “Ma’am this this a Wendy’s, did you mean Great Biggie fries?”

You have to demand they present their de-escalation loicense