Friend and i were just talking about writing a series of autobiographical stories called “Wait…what?”
Ever Upward to the Middle.
I know for absolutely fucking sure I won’t be at the proverbial “top” of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I’ve slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I’m a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I’m pretty satisfied right now.
So we’ll see, I’ll keep moving up, but I’m not going to break the middle of anything.
A 1000 ways to suck, a practical guide for how not to live your life.
Tja
A downward spiral, how I gained a new perspective on repeating cycles.
Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn’t know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done
CHAOS
A story of absolute and unadulterated chaos
And the reviews would look like this
“Everything happening all at once…” - Rolling stone
“What the fuck is the main story here?” - Like Magazine
“What did I just watch?” - some random movie patron
“She doesn’t wamt you to read this book”
A multitude of fuckups.
Don’t Bother Reading
Canada’s Brightest Ditch-Digger
Yes, You can!
Somehow, I manage
