That centipede is hung
Is that a hotdog or are you just happy to see me? 🥹😍
Yes
You aint kidding… HUNGry
House centipedes are entirely harmless. I would be happy and honored to see one skittering around in my home. They eat harmful things.
Looks like a dick with a toupe
ur a dick with a toupe
No I’m a dick with a full head of flowing lovely hair
Thank you for reminding me that Lemmy needs a “Fierce Flow” community, for men with long hair to celebrate their amazing locks.
Hmm… very mammalian.
Centipedes are the absolute worst of the worst in terms of disturbing insects. I can’t even look at one without my brain vividly simulating the way all of those crispy little legs would feel clinging along the length of my arm.
🤓uhm ackhtually centipedes are not insects but are members of a different group of arthropods called Myriapods, along with everyone’s favorite detritivores the millipedes
edit for additional infodumping: their venom injecting apparatuses are modified legs called forcipules or toxicognaths, and they are the only known animal with such features.
My favorite myriapod is Arthropleura. Imagine a millipede the length of a car!
“Arthropleura (Greek for ‘jointed ribs’) is an extinct genus…”
Thank fuck
Not a clue… But it is his hotdog/sossage/wiener now.
Knowledgeable identification of an
insectarthropod from the photo with cited reasoning: nice.Dick joke : 4x the upvotes.
It’s not an insect.
Corrected. One pedant point awarded.
A deadipede if I ever see one
Wow I sure don’t like that:(
Dude I remember visiting the Caribbean, a car ran over one of these lengthwise and it was badly injured but alive.
Where the what the fuck??m
