• LesserAbe@lemmy.world
    5·
    28 days ago

    I think chairs and tables are insufficiently different - people would end up using one as a substitute for the other. I think a more interesting question would be what if you were required to magically eliminate all perfectly level planes (tables, chairs, beds), or eliminate all slanted planes (ramps, screws, lazy boys)

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    28 days ago

    I’ll get rid of chairs. Ottomans, which are not chairs, would be arranged around the tables for some reason. My ottomans have a vertical panel for a foot rest. It’s definitely a foot rest and not a chair, though. Chairs were banned.

  • Apeman42@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    28 days ago

    You can use a chair as a table, but can’t comfortably sit on most tables. QED, fuck off tables.

  • RiverRock@lemmy.ml
    2·
    27 days ago

    Love the way this is phrased, gonna borrow it for threats

    “I will absolve your ass from the fabric of reality for the rest of time.”