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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 days ago

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    Am doctor, can confirm: you should not be reproducing.

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    I regret reading this

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    How to unread things?

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      Related question: where can I voluntarily get a lobotomy?

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    This is only scratching the surface of the weirdness of semen retention advocates. Throwback to the Canadian political candidate who advocated for this a few years ago:

    “Every time you’re tempted to ejaculate, every time you’re tempted to go watch porn… You are essentially in the fight for your life. You’re fighting for your very lifeforce. Nature’s forgiving, and because of nature’s merciful nature, we’ve taken advantage of that nature and now we’re depleting,” argues Nakula. “Right now the world needs men. Men with full balls,” said the PPC candidate in a YouTube video.

    Source: https://thepostmillennial.com/ppc-candidate-calls-himself-a-semen-retention-soldier-claims-he-can-breathe-through-his-testicles

    “Breathe deeply into your balls," he wrote on Instagram. “Imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale, imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would”. “Most men never breathe into their balls consciously,” he added.

    Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/politician-says-men-should-breathe-25021657

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      Of course he was PPC lol

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      This shit is real!?!

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    Semen gets internally recycled to keep it fresh.

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    Pee is stored in the ballz

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      The one thing they could have made Shepard read that would make him invite the reapers invasion.

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    #trustme

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    does his balls have secondary storage where sperm is stored seperately for 72 days until it’s mature? or does he have to wait 72 days without nutting for his sperm to become mature? how does his body not ejaculate during wet dreams for 72 days? at what age would your body stop having wet dreams and not ejaculate for 72 days?

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      It’s called a sperm cellar and it’s classy.

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    As one of of the wasted semen, I can confirm.

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