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I have neither the crayons nor the inclination to explain it to you.
“If she was a spice, she would be flour” - Louise Belcher
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Beat me to it
I love how you don’t let facts influence your opinion.
I work with an older lady who hits people with “you’re so pretty” when they do or ask something stupid and I love it.
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.
You don’t have the sense God gave a popsicle
I saw one here the other day calling someone a soup fork. I’ve been using that for people who are completely useless.
Chuckle and as you walk away, and under your breath but just loud enough to hear, say “eyebrows” in a way that sounds like you were amused and thinking about how it amused you. They will think about that for years, as I have been
You’ve got more teeth than braincells
You haven’t got two braincells to rub together
I bite my thumb at you.
No one could possibly have a higher opinion of you than I have.
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Big fan of a slow disapproving head shake and a thumbs down. Especially in road rage situations (or any time I see a Cybertruck).
I only recently discovered the power of the thumbs down in the car. It is magical.
“Sorry, I already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.”
Implying that everything they said or had done was to get your romantic attention.
It was trending a few years ago but never caught on fully.
Still good.
There’s a great artist that sells stuff at our local ren-faire; I bought a fridge magnet that says “I saw thee, and thought my day unwell.” It’s illuminated like an old manuscript and depicts a slim greyhound tossing his cookies.
