Spehgbert
Porald
Hinchcliffe
Mergan
Blettle
Shoap
Fragold
Quane

Whatever month they were conceived in. When they ask why it’s not the month they were born in, you can tell them “we liked how it sounded” until they’re old enough for the truth to be a tempting punishment. Also, congratulations.

Flint Ironstag

Bolt Vanderhuge

Stump Junkman

Bob Johnson

Gristle McThornbody

Daimler-Benz DB 605 35.7L V12 supercharged inverted inline engine

your grandparents name, with a different letter.

Shaharazad

Have we as a society not yet learned our lesson to not let the internet name things?

Because if we haven’t, my submission for your consideration is Baby McBabyface.

Blessica

Offspring 1.

Here are some baby names I’ve thought of but probably won’t use:

• Kareem
• Hayaat
• Zain/Zainab
• Reem
• Idris
• Ilyas
• Yazin
• Younus
• Safa
• Marwa
• Sadiq
• Talib
• Ja’far

Please just make sure not to go too crazy with “unique” names or unusual spelling of a name. It causes a lot of issues and inconvenience for the offspring later in life. Saying this as someone who has a common name but spelled in an unconventional way… it’s such a headache, and a whole lot of “we can’t locate your file” because someone wasn’t listening to me when I spelled out my first name.

hunter2

How about “Nine Ten”?

Seriously though, my firstborn got a rather specific name which was (and is) totally fine - it just set us up for some serious brain racking when it came time to come up with another name that wasn’t comparatively boring.

I’d suggest something that:

• you can spell when you hear it
• you can pronounce when you read it
• in all the languages that you care about

That narrows things down quite a bit, I’ve found. It also makes life so much easier for the kid bearing it.

Kiddie McKiddington

Chile Childers

Wehadababy Itsaboy