X-Men Origins?
XXX-Men Orgasms
“And this kids is why you need to be very careful when operating the band saw.”
Lmfao when I read this and I thought awww! A wholesome one!
Her: I’m a virgin
My penis:
Scientists finally reached their goal of genetically engineering human legs to be extremely bendy, invisible at the knee, and Voltronable at the ankle through even fuzzy socks in 2034.
I am become Linux, user of arch
Is this showing us that we can experience more dimensions if we fuck up our base pairs?
When you have a godly sized dong but can’t use it because it’s attached to your Siamese twins’ huge dong.
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The first confirmed triple penis is incredible. It’s owner is able to establish a love quadrilateral. Indeed a Trenis is quite enjoyable for everyone involved.
The first human-octopus hybrid with conjoined legtacles
X chromosomes are stored in the balls
Partially true
aw man made a typo







