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We dont need no masurbation.
We don’t need no birth control.
“Damn, I could really use a penis now”
-the female octopus, probably
Here, this things been pissing me off.
Yeah toots, here! You figure it out! It’s got the balls, don’t squeeze those too hard. Pull the skin back before insertion. I gotta get going to the game!
“Babe, you lost my meat?! Did you check your handbag?”
Is this a reference to The Wall?
I wonder if they grow back and if they do I wonder if they would have myths about it growing back thicker if you do it right like people and beards
