This REALLY takes me back to the week Return of the Jedi came out. A woman in my office came strolling back from lunch with her friend who worked in the area next to ours. As they separated, she finished their Star Wars conversation by loudly blurting over the partitions: “I haven’t seen it yet, but I heard…” <every major surprise in the movie>.

This was in a group of about a dozen software developers. She was dead to us from then on.

Dude, spoilers.

I know it’s my fault if I still haven’t watched it yet, but I managed to survive without this spoiler up until now.

Harrison Ford killed Han Solo. He was trying to after the first film.

Disney, the makers of Bambi, the Lion King, and Up paid $4 billion to own Star Wars. They made a trilogy about death.

We didn’t expect that, but we probably should have.

The downvotes on this post are from the crows.

Scott is a prick, and got what’s coming to him. Caw.