“Yup, that’s me. You might be wondering how I got here…”
Hawkward…
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger.
Mushroom mushroom
Snaaake, sanaake, it’s a snake 🐍!
Ah a fellow member of the old gaurd of the interwebs
Divorce is never pretty.
Rough day to be a snake…
“the ol Chinese talon trap”
Tug o’snake
“What’s mine is…n’t yours.”
“This is just natural free market competition. The real problem is big government trying to impose restrictions on Hawk Inc.”
Brenda, don’t steal my snake mid-flight you jerk. We’ll share it back at the nest.
Oh no, you don’t…
Fuck, is that a King Snake :(
Yes.
Herpetologist are studying the sexlives of a rare snake, they flying adder. Dr Seymore Bird is quoted as saying “This sh*t is kinky”
Texas War of Independence 1836.
