It’s the large haddock collider.
Six fish enter! One fish leaves!
Proposed design for the Salmon Combiner Turbine.
Salmon Multiplexer
Fish Multiplier
The sharknado guard dissolves the sharknado by guiding the flying sharks into the inner screw structure, forcing them down and safely into the sea. A few perfectly placed sharknado guards can reduce a small to medium sharknado to a normal shark-less sub EF3 tornado, saving many lives in the process.
Salmon reversing aid.
Six-to-one fish condenser
Fishy distillery
Fish comes in, fish goes out, you can’t explain that!
The Jesus device increases fish output 600%. Patent pending.
E Pluribus Unum
Sharknado
I think it’s actually a salmonado
Multi storey reverse shark park garage
You kids these days with your fancy dancy fishy go rounds. When I was a kid all we had was the wobbly wheel of death. All but 1 of the fish would climb on, and then that 1 fish would start pushing with all their might and then jump on. Then the other fish would eventually lose their grip and flung fuck off.
