The therapist: He’s just afraid to show his true feelings.

Him: It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

“I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

— Honey, can you cut me a slice of bread?

— You have my sword!

— I walked into this one, didn’t I?

oof

I’ve been feeling that quote for a bit now. Just three more years they say.

Same but with endlines I’ll never finish

Lord of the rings, historic military strategy, or noir detective are the three choices.

It’s not my fault Tolkien has a quote for every possible mood